The Great Rabbit Escape

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Post 1 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Tuesday, 18-Apr-2006 7:09:23

A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he
felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. 'Wow, this is great,' he thought.

It wasn't long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the
lush grass.

"Hey," he called. "I'm a rabbit from the laboratory and I've just escaped. Are you wild rabbits?" "Yes. Come and join us," they cried.

Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. I tasted so good. "What else do you wild rabbits do?" he asked.

"Well," one of them said. "You see that field there? It's got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them."

This, he couldn't resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful.

Later, he asked them again, "What else do you do?"

"You see that field there? It's got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well."

The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. "Is there anything else you guys do?" he asked.

One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. "There's one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there, "he said, pointing
to the far corner of the field. "They're girls. We shag them. Go and try it."

Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning shagging his little heart out until, completely spent, he staggered back over to the guys. "That was fantastic,"
he panted.

"So are you going to live with us then?" one of them asked. "I'm sorry, I had a great time but I can't."

The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. "Why? We thought you liked it here."

"I do," our friend replied. "But I must get back to the laboratory. I'm dying for a cigarette!"
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Post 2 by Goblin (I have proven to myself and the world that I need mental help) on Tuesday, 18-Apr-2006 9:07:15

I dont want to laugh but that's lethal!

Post 3 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Tuesday, 18-Apr-2006 9:26:45

rofl

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Tuesday, 18-Apr-2006 11:59:18

lol, good one!

Post 5 by TexasRed (I'll have the last word, thank you!) on Tuesday, 18-Apr-2006 17:22:01

excellennt, love it

Post 6 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Wednesday, 19-Apr-2006 3:30:47

Oh, god! Cringeing and laughing at the same time here. Lol.